You know, I've always wondered...

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (And my Grandma! Wonder if she's British...? She drinks tea...Hmm..)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win the X Factor.(Who?)
[x] You use the phrase “bugger” or “bloody hell.”
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a full English breakfast.
(Why? Are they big? o_o)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It’s football…not soccer.

TOTAL: Three, old chap.

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.(A new hobby)
[ ] You call flip flops “thongs,” not flip flops.
[ ] You have and love your backyard Barbie. (Excuse me?)
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (@_@ I'm lost.)
[x] You love the beach. ( =w= )
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

TOTAL: Three again.

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (Er...I'm not sure...)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. ( =w= )
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour. (Naw, I'm sorta light on both.)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10’’. (T^T)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (Mm, noodles...)
[ ] You talk with your hands.

TOTAL: THREE. FOR THE THIRD TIME.

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember. ( LOL)
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (Never >.< )
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

TOTAL: Uno.

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon (HA. )
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

TOTAL: Three

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

TOTAL: One

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka constantly.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Now that's just paranoid D: )
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can “sing” gospel.

TOTAL: Two

Asian
[ ] You have small/slanty eyes
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh covering your mouth sometimes.(...How is that Asian?)
[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

TOTAL: Three

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to preschool.
[ ] You are over 5’7’’

TOTAL: Four

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh. (LOL XD )
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak French. (Um, three years! 8D )
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s. (Who?)
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.(o_o)

TOTAL: Deux

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You’re lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don’t read. (Well, I am ousted XD )
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

TOTAL: Three

Belgian
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (No, but my stepmom does...darn good tomatoes. =w= )
[x] You like French fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know “the official best beer in the world” is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

TOTAL: Three

Dutch
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to “coffee shops.”
[ ] You know what is meant by “coffee shops.” (lolz innnuendo)
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea. (I like the beach...therefore the sea, right? 8D )
[x] You are good at building/handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

TOTAL: Three


Well, fancy that. Considering I'm half German, it makes sense that that's my highest tally...^_^
At any rate, why on Earth is the rest of my linage so...diverse? O_O